My randomness

*  Most of my blog is written in stream of conscience.  I do go back and re-read and proofread...but don't mind my goofs.

* I am sarcastic, so deal with it

*  I also write a nanny blog called Jessica, why are you so bossy?. It's all about the crazy funny things "my kids" do and say.

*  I love, love, love quotes:  movie quotes, famous quotes, book quotes...I love them all

*  Most of my stories are what I like to call "short story, long"

*  I like to use "-ish" a lot

*  I also say "anyhoo..."  usually after I digress.

*  I am anglophile (look it up)

*  I love wikipedia.  I wikipedia anything and everything.

*  I only have 26 teeth. 

*  I am full of useless information.  It's all stuff I will never need to know.  And I totally bust it out when it comes up. 

*  I like to use polysyllabic words (go ahead and look that up too).

*  I really like pirates

*  Glitter makes everything pretty.  It's harder and harder to find "age appropriate" glitter.

* I could eat pizza and ice cream everyday and never get sick of it.

* I think that chips and dip is a perfectly fine dinner (my father begs to differ)

*  I recently discovered the joy of cucumber water

* Putting my iPod on shuffle in public is always a gamble and sometimes embarrassing

* I love to read books that are meant for teenage girls

* Team CoCo...always have been, always will be

* My nails are always painted.  But I do them myself

* I own an embarrassing amount of Vera Bradley

* Most of my drinking glass are permanently borrowed from bars.

* I'm currently getting my Master's in mental health counseling